ingoodtaste:

Me:  I got my copy of the book that Meaghan has been working on yesterday.
Mom:  Where can I buy a copy?
Me:  They’re selling it online…comingandcrying.com
Mom:  Whatandcrying.com?
Me: Coming.  And.  Crying.  Dot.  Com
Mom: Huh?
Me:  COMING.
Mom:  Running?
Me:  Um.  Haven’t we been over this?  Didn’t you get that article that I sent you about the project?  The one that was in New York Mag?  
Mom:  No.  You probably didn’t send it.
Me:  Yes.  I sent it.  I thought you just never acknowledged it because the book is about sex, and I assumed that you were being a prude.  
Mom:  LINDSAY, I AM A GROWN WOMAN.  WHERE CAN I BUY THE BOOK.
Me:  Just so we’re clear, it’s about sex.  
Mom:  Yes, I get it.  I just won’t give it to my friends as a Christmas gift, ok? 
Me:  Ok.