BY MATTHEW LAWRENCE

Once the camera was rolling, Dave took out a towel that was embroidered with the name of a porn company.  He instructed me to sit on the towel at the edge of the bed, and then he gave me a blowjob that was completely unmemorable in every way.  Except that Dave talked a lot, and actually there was just one thing that he kept repeating over and over. “Oh,” he’d say.  “The sexual pleasure.  The sexual pleasure.”  It’s hard not to laugh at someone that says this while in the throes of ecstasy, so eventually.  He wanted to snuggly, even though he was just skin and bones and more skin, and eventually I put my tongue down his throat.  Normally I reserve the kissy stuff for people I actually like, but it was the only way I could think of to shut him up.

Matthew Lawrence is a writer and former rentbear from Providence, Rhode Island. His blog, Mixtapes For Hookers, was originally designed for in-call escorts to time their sessions. Now he uses it mainly to complain and waste time.

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